I Defy You, Stars

THE BLACK SWAN

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Natalie Portman has the second worst period ever.  The worst one was my high school friend’s; the pain made her puke so hard that capillaries broke in her face.  But Natalie Portman’s is pretty bad.

THE KING’S SPEECH

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“Did I s-stutter”

“Yeah, a lot”

“Well, I’m n-not ttthe k-king at least”

(King F. Scott Fitzgerald abdicates for sex with an old flapper)

“@*$#”

“You said that perfectly”

TRON: LEGACY

Posted in Uncategorized by extrabronte on December 30, 2010

“Dad” (bwaaah) “Son” (bwaaah) “Tron, what have you become” JEFF BRIDGES FIGHTS HIMSELF!!!!